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Formerly known as Rocketman, The Golfman has no boundaries except on the course. He went from "To the Moon" to "To the 19th Hole!"
Golfman headed to the strip club after a complete bender on the course. If it wasn't for his weak profession, he would probably be famous.
Golfman by packerGreen May 6, 2021
Words you can keep

Goldmanite 

former (or actual) Goldman Sachs staff
Robert Rubin is a Goldmanite, Henry Paulson is another one
Goldmanite by pirandello October 7, 2009

Goldman Goggles 

The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.
Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'

True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
Goldman Goggles by Escapee75 August 4, 2009

Goldman Sachs 

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter

Goldman Sachs by Chaninn May 18, 2006
Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.
did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran
Golfran by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

emma goldman

Also known as Red Emma, anarcho-feminist.
Emma goldman's thoughts about patriotism;

"...Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate. Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot, consider themselves better, nobler, grander, more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot. It is, therefore, the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill, and die in the attempt to impose his superiority upon all the others.

The inhabitants of the other spots reason in like manner, of course, with the result that, from early infancy, the mind of the child is poisoned with bloodcurdling stories about the Germans, the French, the Italians, Russians, etc. When the child has reached manhood, he is thoroughly saturated with the belief that he is chosen by the Lord himself to defend his country against the attack or invasion of any foreigner. It is for that purpose that we are clamoring for a greater army and navy, more battleships and ammunition. It is for that purpose that America has within a short time spent four hundred million dollars. Just think of it - four hundred million dollars taken from the produce of the people..."
emma goldman by heimatlosigkeit October 27, 2017

Sunnyvale Golfland (SVGL)

An arcade located in Sunnyvale. It is well known for having the most recent Bemani games and a Beatmania IIDX machine.
All day long, at SVGL, lines were never more than 5 people long at a time.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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