Goldman
Absolutely bootiful person. Goldman is a gentleman who is looked upon as a role model in academics, fashion, sports and morals by everyone who surrounds him.
Goldman by PiBuntuDog March 28, 2019
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Goldman
Term for a Grade A cunt. A character so suiting to cunt status that the word itself isn't enough and has to be replaced by Goldman.
He was being a grade A Goldman in the office today and the purchasing team were at the end of their tether. They couldn't fathom why they needed to purchase so many ant farms.
Goldman Goggles
The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.
Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'
True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
Goldman Goggles by Escapee75 August 4, 2009
Goldman Sachs
Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
Goldman Sachs by Chaninn May 18, 2006
goldman sachs
A black hole where, with the assistance of the Treasury Secretary, Congress and Presidents, sachs and sachs of taxpayer money has been sucked up by schecklemensch.
Do you know why our taxes are going to be raised? YEP
Do you know who is pulling the strings in DC? YEP
Are you going to tell us how this happened? NOPE
Do you know where I should look for a schecklemensch? YEP
Well?
They hang around Goldman Sachs.
Do you know who is pulling the strings in DC? YEP
Are you going to tell us how this happened? NOPE
Do you know where I should look for a schecklemensch? YEP
Well?
They hang around Goldman Sachs.
goldman sachs by ktedidit January 15, 2010
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