by Cosmic Burrito August 14, 2003
Get the Goifer mug.A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
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Get the goofer dust mug.An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
by Legendary D June 21, 2009
Get the Milwaukee goiter mug.Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"
"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"
That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"
That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
Get the Goiterous mug.A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010
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