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sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Related Words
Goifer • goiter • golfer • goofer • gofer • Goiner • GIFersation • Goffer • goiker • Goitered

goofer dust 

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.
Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.
Milwaukee goiter by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Golfer Kick 

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"
Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

goiter ranger 

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
goiter ranger by john stiglich October 22, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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