1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
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Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
-OR-
Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
by Tim M July 23, 2008
Get the goiker mug.an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.
holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!
person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.
person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.
by Queeta October 26, 2006
Get the goiker mug.A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
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Get the Gookertino mug.An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
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Get the Milwaukee goiter mug.Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"
"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"
That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"
That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
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