Goiner 

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.

Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!

Goiner by StevenOH! January 26, 2010

Goiner 

A random term that may appear while slamming your fists down repeatedly on the keyboard.

Me: ncsoajgoinernckosafcowm

Other: wow, way to goiner!!

Goiner by C. Falcon June 11, 2008

Goiner

An alternative term for the word goober
either meaning dumb or goofy

Your a little goiner

Goiner by MrWordleman December 16, 2025

Mutual Gainer 

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.

Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.

Mutual Gainer by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Goner 

A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless

"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"

Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

Milwaukee goiter by Legendary D June 21, 2009