Definitions by SHENZILLA

Stringy Hamster 

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

Stringy Hamster by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Cruela De Ville 

Cruela De Ville is a posh word for bestiality.

Cruela De Ville, a taste i have

Cruela De Ville by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

mustachio's special 

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Doing an avatar 

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

Doing an avatar by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Dusty anus 

A dusty anus is where you haven't taken a shit in a very long time that your anal passage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue.

I haven't shat in ten days, in suspecting a dusty anus any time soon.

Dusty anus by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

The clam 

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

The clam by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Golfer Kick 

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010