The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 16, 2010

Doing an avatar

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 08, 2010

Fish Queen

A fat woman who resembles an anchovy in appearance and smell.

You're a fish queen.

by SHENZILLA December 07, 2010

Cruela De Ville

Cruela De Ville is a posh word for bestiality.

Cruela De Ville, a taste i have

by SHENZILLA December 16, 2010

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010