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(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."

"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"

gofer by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003

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Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

Gofer by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

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Gofer

To send a friend delivery food

Dave gofered Andre a Smirnoff Ice. Thanks to DoorDash it's easier than ever to ice your friends.

Gofer by luckynumbs21 January 7, 2021

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Gofer Bobbing

When you realy need to have a shit and the muscles of your arse are about to give in and the head of your shit is popping in and out of your arse like a gofer bobbing in and out of its hole also konwn as Prarrie Dogn or Turtle necking

If I dont get to a toilet soon we'll all be in trouble im gofer bobbing

Gofer Bobbing by Aaron McLeod July 16, 2007

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Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.

Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

Afrotastical Gofer by Elleteehair June 17, 2009

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waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

waxing his gofer by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

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sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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