Goeff
God damn he is a goeff
Goeff by spongeboobies`1 November 22, 2020
Geoff Wigington
Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.
Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018
Geoffrey Peterson
Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010
Geoff'd it
To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.
Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"
Geoff'd it by Caninse February 20, 2017
Cheers Geoff
A method of marking the moment when a person makes an unwanted or otherwise unnecessary remark, which often adds nothing to the conversation or is completely unrelated. Timed well, this phrase can lead to embarrassment for the victim at their lack of social/conversational skills, especially in front of larger groups. Originates from the FIFA franchise, relating to touchline reporter Geoff Shreeves.
"I only started drinking coffee recently, but now I love it! Keeps me going all day" Awkward silence.. "Cheers Geoff".
Cheers Geoff by strongcrisps January 18, 2015
goffik
goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012
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