Goeffle

A type of person that eats large eggs when they see rhinos

your such a goeffler

I love goeffleing

by Goeffler January 24, 2011

Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.

I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.

by LimeUnderscore_ July 1, 2022

Goffle Off

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

by Flickering State September 30, 2016

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

by goffle wearer September 11, 2011

Geffle

A Geffle, or Geffle-Geefton, is a large and primarily obstinate person lacking certain Cleffs or Cloofs. For example, a Geffle will usually be accompanied by another similar characteristic, such as a Teefy (or Toofy) disposition. This thus labels the person generally a Sqweef, Skoof or, in exceptional cases, a Skeng/Leng-Man.

"Give us a go on your new Casio timepiece Bernard"

"Excuse me Englebert but since when did you become such a teefing toofing Geffle-Geefton?"

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"I am rather looking foward to devouring some sweet punani and swallowing some Teefy Squeefs tonight"

"Give over, you get less Squeef than an average Toofing-Teefington you generic Geffle Goof"

by John Pilkington August 1, 2007

goffle

An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.

Why the hell do I have to go through all this bloody goffle just to get a Cenno (Centrelink) loan?

by SnowMan81 September 17, 2020