A Geffle, or Geffle-Geefton, is a large and primarily obstinate person lacking certain Cleffs or Cloofs. For example, a Geffle will usually be accompanied by another similar characteristic, such as a Teefy (or Toofy) disposition. This thus labels the person generally a Sqweef, Skoof or, in exceptional cases, a Skeng/Leng-Man.

"Give us a go on your new Casio timepiece Bernard"

"Excuse me Englebert but since when did you become such a teefing toofing Geffle-Geefton?"

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"I am rather looking foward to devouring some sweet punani and swallowing some Teefy Squeefs tonight"

"Give over, you get less Squeef than an average Toofing-Teefington you generic Geffle Goof"

Geffle by John Pilkington August 1, 2007

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goffle

An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.

Why the hell do I have to go through all this bloody goffle just to get a Cenno (Centrelink) loan?

goffle by SnowMan81 September 17, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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