A Geffle, or Geffle-Geefton, is a large and primarily obstinate person lacking certain Cleffs or Cloofs. For example, a Geffle will usually be accompanied by another similar characteristic, such as a Teefy (or Toofy) disposition. This thus labels the person generally a Sqweef, Skoof or, in exceptional cases, a Skeng/Leng-Man.
"Give us a go on your new Casio timepiece Bernard"
"Excuse meEnglebert but since when did you become such a teefing toofing Geffle-Geefton?"
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"I am rather looking foward to devouring some sweet punani and swallowing some Teefy Squeefs tonight"
"Give over, you get less Squeef than an average Toofing-Teefington you generic Geffle Goof"
An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.