geoff

"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.

you just geoffed it.

by romanov October 5, 2005

geoff

the most amazing guy in the entire world. he has my heart =

geoff is the best =

by egreen5678 July 19, 2009

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

geoff

(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.

by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? April 12, 2011

geoff

a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.

by boss hog2 March 2, 2010

geoff

Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM

Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.

by NarcoStripper January 30, 2008

geoff

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

by RickSlick69 December 17, 2010