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the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.
I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!
goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012
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mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D
3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik
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Yet another way for ignorant asses to insult ppl wearing black.
Idiot: Oooh!!! Goffik!!!
Girl wearing black Poison t-shirt: Oh, grow up.
goffik by Lace April 26, 2004
Used in the fan fiction "My Immortal" in chapter 17 to describe the "high class" criminal activities the characters partake in.
well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cause wer gpffik)...We did pot, coke, and crak.
gpffik by gpffikchik December 14, 2010

Greg Goffin' 

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!
James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.
Greg Goffin' by Greg's Team December 30, 2011
A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.

Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
The new girl in human resources looks goffice. The business suit and strapped boots she's wearing works well with her pale makeup and black lipstick.
goffice by Kooey April 4, 2011
Thinking your goth but your not.
OMG your so g0ff1ck!!11!!!
goffick by Atropa January 8, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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