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mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D
3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik
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Yet another way for ignorant asses to insult ppl wearing black.
Idiot: Oooh!!! Goffik!!!
Girl wearing black Poison t-shirt: Oh, grow up.
goffik by Lace April 26, 2004
Used in the fan fiction "My Immortal" in chapter 17 to describe the "high class" criminal activities the characters partake in.
well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cause wer gpffik)...We did pot, coke, and crak.
gpffik by gpffikchik December 14, 2010

Greg Goffin' 

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!
James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.
Greg Goffin' by Greg's Team December 30, 2011
A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.

Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
The new girl in human resources looks goffice. The business suit and strapped boots she's wearing works well with her pale makeup and black lipstick.
goffice by Kooey April 4, 2011
Thinking your goth but your not.
OMG your so g0ff1ck!!11!!!
goffick by Atropa January 8, 2004