goffik
goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012
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goffik
mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D
goffik by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003
Greg Goffin'
The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!
James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!
Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.
Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.
Greg Goffin' by Greg's Team December 30, 2011
goffice
A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.
Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
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