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gwumpalump 

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
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Grumpasalty 

A Grumpy old man who hates weebs and Anime
Did you get banned from the server? Yea a Grumpasalty found out i like anime
Grumpasalty by alexalas March 19, 2019

grumpasaurus 

a grumpy person. may or may express said grumpiness with non-human like grunts and sounds. definitely pouty and brooding.
An unexpected snowstorm in April turned Graham from a happy, human boy into a decidedly brooding grumpasaurus.
grumpasaurus by Siducci December 24, 2008

Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.
Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"
Grumpa Bailey by FlexIn September 16, 2005

glompable 

When someone has the right characteristics for a glomp.
A.)Cute
B.)Accepts glomps
C.)Has a great personality
D.)Someone you like
Hi sweety! Your so Glompable!*glomp*
glompable by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003