glumpy 

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

glumpy by creatiffany March 3, 2008

Glumpy 

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

Glumpy by Chatelain May 10, 2020

Glumpy 

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

Glumpy by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glumpy 

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

glumpy by tharper October 23, 2004

glumpy 

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

glumpy by Frank April 8, 2005

glumpy 

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

glumpy by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003

Glumpy 

Something that is gross and pretty at the same time

That is a glumpy cat

Glumpy by Tk han December 26, 2023