glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 8, 2005

glumpy

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006