Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 06, 2016

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 14, 2006

glump glump

someone who sniffs paint to get high.

don't mess with him cuz his a glump glump head.

by x August 11, 2003

Glump

A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".

Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.

by TomFawls October 31, 2013

Glump

Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.

Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.

by TrishaE November 13, 2020

Glump

A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

by chewyglump September 17, 2018

glump

(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006