A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

Glump by chewyglump September 17, 2018

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(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

glump by Queen Vicky April 13, 2006

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A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.

"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"

Glump by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011

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A large lump/grouping of chewed gum

David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump

Glump by ObamasElbow July 15, 2018

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White mucus buildup of the inner corners on the mouth.

Excuse me sir, you have a little bit of glump on your mouth.

Glump by Glumpyandthe7dwarves January 5, 2020

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