glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glorp

A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.

person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."

by honbee July 8, 2023

glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

by DT December 21, 2004

glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

by nick mertens April 4, 2007

glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.

Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!

by Gdogg January 25, 2005

glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.

Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!

by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008