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A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.
by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016
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A shity lil shit hole who can flirt with every girl and still have a gf at the same damn time. But we luv that dush bag and he is hot. He is still workin on his sexuality and if u see him oit side the zoo plz call the zoo. He may seem like a cute boy with blue eyes or brown eyes but he still has his pervertive side . Hes soooo cute though so who cares. He is only nice to certain ppl and roasts so well u cant help but laugh when hes around.
Crowd of girls: "shh its shelton... "
One girl: "omg whats the zoos number?"
Two girl: "Fuck that whats his number?"
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A town in which people are constantly get high off of brand new drugs and 8th graders go to school with hangovers. Don't get me wrong, the people are great, but then theres the 'ghetto' people from downtown who critize people from White Hills and Huntington for being more wealthy then them. Jeeze im sorry your dad walked out on your mom and now your mom sleeps with a different guy every night but don't tkae it out on me (true story). Anyways, then there Shelton High which is probably the gayest school ever. There are four types of groups Druggies/Potheads, Goths/Punks, Preppies, nerds/dorks/other people who have no friends. Basically, you don't want to live in Shelton. It is half rich and half poor..so move to Darien or something
Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Boy: Oh I don't know, i heard theres suppose to be an awesome party though, i think I'll get high.
Girl: Oh my god! Great Idea!
by Yahlikeidsay June 23, 2005
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Shelton is, nowadays, generally a Middle Name. It doesn't really say anything about one's personality, because it was given to them promptly after he or she was born.
Shelton used to be a common First name in the early 20th century. Your parents might have given you your middle name as Shelton, because their grandfather's first name was Shelton.
by sTelLer_boii August 15, 2008
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A shitty little shit-hole town in Western Washington. People here drive like dipshits. It is not uncommon to see 4x4's upside down in the ditch during winter after getting 1 inch of snow.

Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.

The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.

Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.

This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.
You're so fucking cracked out you probably live in Shelton
by Zamurath March 22, 2011
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A extremely awesome ginger who is extremely cool some would say attractive also he tends to sagg his pant even when told to pull them up, oh and also a shelton is witty
did you just shelton? no way you sheltoned you totaly were totaly being cool!
by the super awesome midget November 09, 2010
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