Gloph

The art of getting glowsticks inserted into one's anus.

My anus was glophed by many glowsticks.

by The Shining One August 31, 2019

Gloph

Anyone that holds this nickname is the closest thing we have to a King in this world. Mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually he is 10 steps ahead of everyone, he has never done wrong and is the greatest lover this world will ever see. IF you are fortunate to meet a Gloph never let him go.

Gloph is the best.

by happyfeet2222 October 13, 2018

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

glip glop

it's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews.

What up my glip glops!

by BurritoFist July 23, 2015

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019