glorpus

an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).

"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."

by zaza_goblin February 23, 2023

Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025

gorpuscle

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

by joseph blough October 26, 2022

glorpske

pp suc

my dad gave me a good glorpske

by pp yum April 22, 2019

Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

Gorpus

noun: A person/ thing that farts in the bath tube and tries to eat or sniff the bubbles. (used as an insult)

Ew! Josh you are such a Gorpus.

by curlyjfoster September 9, 2009

Glorpulon

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006