Gloombait

When somone is purposely making you feel bad about anything

Ex.

Friend: you bro remember you u fumbled that 8/10 Burnett at the movie theater

Me: you bro why you “gloombaiting” rn

Gloombait by Make_me_a_sandwitch April 26, 2026

Gloombt 

Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.

A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.

Gloombt by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012

gloommate

n.
A person, that listens to emo music, with whom one shares a room or rooms.

"God damn it! My gloommate is listening to Taking Back Sunday again!"

gloommate by Gandhiroot May 25, 2006

Goombata

crony, close pal, buddy, trusted friend, adviser. Literally, "godfather" in Italian.

You can read about all the cold blooded goombata in Nicholas Pileggi's Wiseguy.

Christian and Anthony are my goombata.

Goombata by Jiggle Shopper November 8, 2012

glooblit 

A person who is invaded in Dark Souls II and fails to counter a guard break.

You died, glooblit.

glooblit by Zeepy December 9, 2020

goombata

An Italian American's mistress, but must be married ( the husband )

Tony's wife caught him with his goombata.

goombata by jersey's goomba August 14, 2009

goombato 

A large cuddly male of Hispanic and Italian descent (a.k.a. Mexitalian) that has ties to the mafia but is not in the mafia. Although, he is not a gangster or vato, he may cap your ass if necessary.

"One of my relatives was Italy's second most wanted criminal for organized crime. My family ran that country."

"Aren't you a quarter Mexican too? That would make you a goombato."

goombato by TheColumbian February 6, 2010