Gloombt 

Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.

A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.

Gloombt by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012

Gloobtuber 

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

Gloobtuber by Deffy21 December 20, 2020

gloombo

The uncomfortable feeling of pulling out nose hair when you take out a booger.

person 1: *picking nose*
person 1: *get gloombo'd*
person 1: awwwaaaaa!!!!
*person 2 was not in the room at the time*

gloombo by Halloween Bucket April 22, 2018

Gloomberg 

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

Gloomberg by Shizuma April 7, 2008

gloombunny 

1. A person who dresses somewhat Darker but it doesnt seem to go with the persons personality.

2. Cindy Lou

1. The nile theatre is full of bitsy gloombunny's
2.Gloombunny is da shit!

gloombunny by Gloombunny April 26, 2003

gloombee 

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.

person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee

gloombee by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

Gloomberg 

A Satirical view of the economy.

http://GloombergNews.com - a Bloomberg satire

Gloomberg by AlanT March 7, 2009