goombato

A large cuddly male of Hispanic and Italian descent (a.k.a. Mexitalian) that has ties to the mafia but is not in the mafia. Although, he is not a gangster or vato, he may cap your ass if necessary.

"One of my relatives was Italy's second most wanted criminal for organized crime. My family ran that country."

"Aren't you a quarter Mexican too? That would make you a goombato."

by TheColumbian February 6, 2010

Goombata

crony, close pal, buddy, trusted friend, adviser. Literally, "godfather" in Italian.

You can read about all the cold blooded goombata in Nicholas Pileggi's Wiseguy.

Christian and Anthony are my goombata.

by Jiggle Shopper November 8, 2012

goombata

An Italian American's mistress, but must be married ( the husband )

Tony's wife caught him with his goombata.

by jersey's goomba August 14, 2009

goombatomy

To be surgically turned into a goomba.

If you don't answer the damn phone imma give you a goombatomy

by Frdrik April 22, 2024

goombatomy

To be surgically turned into a goomba

If you don't answer the damn phone imma give you a goombatomy!

by Frdrik April 22, 2024

goombaloticous

A person who walks up to a stranger and starts edging, letting out sounds only describable as a goomba from Mario Super Sluggers.

You're the kind of person who goombaloticous.
Look at that man, he's the kind of person who goombaloticous.
I'm everything, including a goombaloticous.
I love women who understand what I mean when I say I'm a goombaloticous.

by Owen0918 June 2, 2023