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Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.
A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
Gloombt by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012
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Oombus Goombus 

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.
He was born an oombus goombus!
Oombus Goombus by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

Goombutt 

A butt with a shape similar to that of a Goomba, the brown, mushroom-like enemy from the Super Mario video game franchise. Like a trapezoid with rounded corners, the butt is wider at the bottom than the top and horizontally flat across the lower edge. In form fitting pants, rather than looking like a pair of melons, the goombutt looks more like an underfilled water balloon sitting on a table.
I thought she looked good, but then she turned around and saw that she's got a goombutt. That chick needs to get her ass to the gym.
Goombutt by 0peny0ureyes June 7, 2019
Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'
That guy is such a goombus
Goombus by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

goobusted 

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.
goobusted by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

GlobeBusters

The most moronic group of flat earthers, resorting to nothing but strawman arguments, misrepresentation of science or just straight up stupidity, similar to Kent Hovind.
Man 1: GlobeBusters are stupid

Flat Earther: They are preaching truth!

Man 1: Prove it
GlobeBusters by pejafme February 5, 2021