Glohm 

A corruptive substance that causes anyone infected to want to seek isolation from everyone else and shut their heart to them.

Burnadette: Mariooo! Luigiii!
Snoutlet: Princess! Just the gal we wanted to see.
Burnadette: Over here! Quickly! This is urgent!
Chilliam: Wh-who are you people?!
Burnadette: Chilliam?!
Shun: Glo-
Ecks: Glohm Ray!
Ten: Fiiire!
Chilliam: WhaaaAAAaaa?! Ughhh... Nnngh...
Burnadette: Chillykins! Are you hurt?
Chilliam: B... Bu... BUG OFF ALREADY! Quit smothering me! It's unbearable being around you! If I never see you again, that'd be great!
Shun: Now you-
Ecks: Now you see Master Zokket's true might. The power of Glohm!
Snoutlet: Glohm?!
Ecks: Mwehehee! That's right! The result of concentrated Spite Bulb power!
Ten: Once it hits you, it's all over. It makes you resent everyone, no matter how you felt before!
Snoutlet: So all those gripes we've been seein'... I've had enough! Put those folks back to normal!
Ecks: Buzz off, snouty eyes!
Ten: Heheh. You're strong, but there's nothing you can do anymore!
Ecks: Demo's over. We're out! See you later, suckers!
Burnadette: Oh, sweet Chilliam... Ooohhh... falls down

Glohm by Jan Karlo January 29, 2025

glomus 

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.

"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."

glomus by Spudsy G November 24, 2013

Gloomer 

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.

"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019

June Gloom 

Extremely annoying late spring to early summer (and sometimes all summer long) weather phenomenon in coastal Southern California that causes relentless, damp, dreary, miserable weather with drizzle and fog for weeks without end at the beaches. It sometimes spreads into the mountains. This shocks tourists who come to 'sunny Southern California' to instead find themselves in Alaska. It spoils beach days a'plenty and for most locals is the most dreaded time of the year. Number 1 cause for Seasonal Affective Disorder in Southern California. A.k.a. May Gray.

Tourist from East Coast: We're going to sunny Southern California to celebrate Memorial Day and the start of summer.
(Tourist arrives in San Diego)
Tourist: What's up with this stupid weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our June Gloom. We've just entered into winter in San Diego. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

June Gloom by Boxcar Bob June 12, 2007

Glomp 

v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).

real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*

Glomp by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003

Gloomp 

A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.

“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”

Gloomp by Gwoosta April 15, 2020

Gloom Lobster 

Someone feeling depressed/unhappy

Hey Cleatus, why you such a Gloom Lobster?

Gloom Lobster by MonkeyHonk November 8, 2011