Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?
My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.
Me: Hes so grimey.
My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.
Me: Hes so grimey.
by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
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Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.
Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.
An incredible mass of glommers jumped on the bandwagon of social justice to protest for rights they already have.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.
by baronvonfritz June 29, 2022
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Another word for a popular person, never seen without another person, is never alone. Seems to always be happy and in-the-know... always moving around, the total hybrid.
by missybrightside January 31, 2008
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"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.
by Joeykaz32 July 6, 2018
Get the Glommer mug.Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
Get the Baby Glommer-Stopper mug.In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c
Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.
This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.
This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
by gravy111 November 21, 2010
Get the Baby-Glommer mug.Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.
Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.
While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.
The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.
The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.
While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.
While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.
The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.
The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.
While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"
"We're not gonna make it"
"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"
Normie: Why are you such a downer?
Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
"We're not gonna make it"
"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"
Normie: Why are you such a downer?
Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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