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Someone who steals or is quick to act greedy.
Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?

My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.

Me: Hes so grimey.
by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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The asshole driver who, when you are trying to make a left turn, is driving at the perfect speed to allow your small turning window to close before you can make the turn.
"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.
by Joeykaz32 July 06, 2018
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Another word for a popular person, never seen without another person, is never alone. Seems to always be happy and in-the-know... always moving around, the total hybrid.
The Glommers walked by, gossiping about something they were too cool to tell us.
by missybrightside January 31, 2008
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