cleatus

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

cleatus

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

by Sean Scheele December 26, 2007

cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Cleatus

A Private Part On The Human Body.

"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.

by Dictonary Helper August 9, 2018

Cleatus

Cleatus, otherwise known as: Cleater the Benny Bender, Litty Clitty Titty, or Cleat Feet. Is a 6’2 fucking unit. Roaming the halls of OHS this metalhead does nothing but listen to his favored metal band and strike fear into the uncultured. Trips on Benadryl and DXM at the same time, hence the name “Benny Bender” teleporting on his morning bus rides. Smoking fire fucking kush and throwing people like me into ethan’s fucking chest.

“Bro! Cleater the Benny Bender threw me into a fucking chest at ethan’s last week”

“You mean Cleatus?”

“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”

by jackfuckingjones April 13, 2023

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018