glargle 

An exclamation of surprise and dismay.

You want how much for that CD? Glargle!

glargle by laurens10 January 27, 2007

Glargle 

1. A noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.

2. A noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.

1.
Sleeping Beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, "Glargle..."

2.
Lesley: Oo! Look, a squirrel!
Max: Glargle.

Glargle by |Georgie| June 25, 2005

Glargle 

(v) To choke. (n)A sound one makes when choking.

He was hugging me so hard I started to glargle.

Glargle by Seaglass78 August 15, 2009

Glargle Shnargling 

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!

glargle flarg barg by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023

gargle me 

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Gargle Status 

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010