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An exclamation of surprise and dismay.

You want how much for that CD? Glargle!

glargle by laurens10 January 27, 2007

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Glargle

1. A noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.

2. A noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.

1.
Sleeping Beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, "Glargle..."

2.
Lesley: Oo! Look, a squirrel!
Max: Glargle.

Glargle by |Georgie| June 25, 2005

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Glargle

(v) To choke. (n)A sound one makes when choking.

He was hugging me so hard I started to glargle.

Glargle by Seaglass78 August 15, 2009

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Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

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glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!

glargle flarg barg by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023

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gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

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Gargle Status

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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