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1. A noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.

2. A noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.
1.
Sleeping Beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, "Glargle..."

2.
Lesley: Oo! Look, a squirrel!
Max: Glargle.
Glargle by |Georgie| June 25, 2005
(v) To choke. (n)A sound one makes when choking.
He was hugging me so hard I started to glargle.
Glargle by Seaglass78 August 15, 2009

Glargle Shnargling 

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.
"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."
Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!

gargle me 

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone
gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Gargle Status 

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.
If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!
Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010