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Garglefunk 

When you jizz, shit, piss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. Than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend's vagina. If you don't have a girlfriend stick it up your ass.
I garglefunked this girl and she said, "thanks"

One time I was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. I later fucked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

Please, garglefunk me.
Garglefunk by Bilbo fucking baggins December 17, 2006

Garglefunk 

The slimy residue that resides on the back of your throat/tongue after rinsing/gargling your mouth out with an antiseptic mouthwash.
"Dude, I swear, every time I use that listerine, I've got garglefunk hanging in the back of my throat."
Garglefunk by KinkyKitKat15 February 15, 2012

Gagglefuckofdouche 

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.
Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

gagglefuck 

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized
"get this gaggle fuck organized soldier!"
gagglefuck by Mike Press March 23, 2004

Garblefuck 

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such
your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

gagglefuck 

gagglefuck by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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