garglejob

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis

Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.

by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009

garglegoofed

when you think you have to burp or something is in your throat and then you garglegoofed maybe have some excess throwup in your mouth.

"bro what the fuck I thought I had to burp but I just garglegoofed"

by perc30gang December 24, 2022

flippidy gargleton

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.

i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.

by chlomidia September 29, 2009

Gargle Job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

GoogleJob

When a Friend makes a claim about something. Sure it's true but you know they used Google to get their facts. It could involve politics, sports, pop culture or the date when George W. Bush was born. Face it, You did not know that .4444 seconds ago!

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! - GoogleJob

by pomade23 March 8, 2011

Gargleability

How gargleable a substance is or isn't

The gargleability of water is higher than honey.

by Carnie July 13, 2019