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garglegoofed 

when you think you have to burp or something is in your throat and then you garglegoofed maybe have some excess throwup in your mouth.
"bro what the fuck I thought I had to burp but I just garglegoofed"
garglegoofed by perc30gang December 24, 2022

flippidy gargleton 

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.
i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.
flippidy gargleton by chlomidia September 29, 2009

Gargle Job 

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus
I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!
Gargle Job by Squamies December 21, 2024

Gargle job 

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus
He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now
Gargle job by Squamies December 21, 2024
When a Friend makes a claim about something. Sure it's true but you know they used Google to get their facts. It could involve politics, sports, pop culture or the date when George W. Bush was born. Face it, You did not know that .4444 seconds ago!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! - GoogleJob
GoogleJob by pomade23 March 8, 2011

Gargleability 

How gargleable a substance is or isn't
The gargleability of water is higher than honey.
Gargleability by Carnie July 13, 2019
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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