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An exclamation of surprise and dismay.

You want how much for that CD? Glargle!

glargle by laurens10 January 27, 2007

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Glargle

1. A noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.

2. A noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.

1.
Sleeping Beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, "Glargle..."

2.
Lesley: Oo! Look, a squirrel!
Max: Glargle.

Glargle by |Georgie| June 25, 2005

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Glargle

(v) To choke. (n)A sound one makes when choking.

He was hugging me so hard I started to glargle.

Glargle by Seaglass78 August 15, 2009

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Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

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glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!

glargle flarg barg by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023

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gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

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Gargle Status

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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