Gnargle
As a metal vocalist, I find it helpful to gnargle a double shot of Jack Daniel's before every performance
Gnargle by SpiffyTrinket May 27, 2019
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gnargle
ex 1. dude...i totally gnargled my knees when i ate shit bombing that hill.
ex 2. ha...bitch, i gnargled your mom
ex 2. ha...bitch, i gnargled your mom
gnargle by bastardfins December 27, 2006
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Gnargle
A code word for nigger. Not many blacks know of it. First used in Harry Potter when a girl references to brown creatures who stole her stuff.
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gnargle by Austin Curtis August 14, 2007
Gnargle
Really dumb person who is friends with only crackheads who are drunk all the time and overdose to much with crack and they sell their children off e-bay for 2 cents but most likely they won’t have kids because they are to ugly, but about gnargle, he does all the drugs and he has an iq of 15 and he is so fricking stupid he found out how to hang a inanimate object and he is a finglenopper (which I wrote about) and he cut his leg cancer off with a plastic knife
Gnargle: am I cleared of cancer?
Doctor: it seems you have cut your cancer off, and with that pressure amount it seems someone has done it with a plastic knife.
Gnargle: oh yeah I did that.
Doctor: ok I found a crack head and i oop- HEY EVERYONE CALL THE POLICE I FOUND A DRUG ADDICT!
Gnargle: u wanneh smoek upon meh weed?
Cops: come
Also cops: arrests Gnargle and smacks his friends with knifes, and also hangs gnargl’s friends.
THE END (based on totally true story
Doctor: it seems you have cut your cancer off, and with that pressure amount it seems someone has done it with a plastic knife.
Gnargle: oh yeah I did that.
Doctor: ok I found a crack head and i oop- HEY EVERYONE CALL THE POLICE I FOUND A DRUG ADDICT!
Gnargle: u wanneh smoek upon meh weed?
Cops: come
Also cops: arrests Gnargle and smacks his friends with knifes, and also hangs gnargl’s friends.
THE END (based on totally true story
Gnargle by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021
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