Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

Glad Hand by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

Mr. Glad-Hand 

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."

Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.

Mr. Glad-Hand by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011

glad hands 

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

glad hands by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005

glad hander 

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

glad hander by sevenhn December 14, 2005

Glad-Handing 

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

Glad-Handing by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

Glad handed by Old_savage August 6, 2016

Glad Handling 

A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.

President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.

Glad Handling by fool on the hills July 24, 2009