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To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.
i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.
by LanciferX August 10, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.
I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.
by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019
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