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To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.
i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.
by LanciferX August 10, 2010
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.
I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.
by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019
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