Glad-Handing 

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

Glad-Handing by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Glad Handling 

A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.

President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.

Glad Handling by fool on the hills July 24, 2009

GLAADhanding 

As opposed to the traditional word "glad-handing", "GLAAD-handing" is pronounced the same yet refers to the overreactive and intolerant, heavy-handed approach that the LGBT community has taken to silence anyone with an opposing moral view to their own.

Bob: "I do not agree with the idea of gay marriage on the basis of my moral conviction."

GLAAD: "FUCK YOU, Bob, you intolerant mother-fucker! Go die and go to fucking HELL!!!"

Bob: "Geeze. Lay off the "GLAADhanding". I'm simply expressing my moral conviction.

GLAADhanding by Ben Union January 7, 2014

Gladhanding 

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

Gladhanding by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019