Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ellmanholmes

Mr. Glad-Hand

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."

Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.

Merch

To both respect and provide recognition at the same time.

You better respeconize the fact that I she a big girl and may whoop yo ass!

Merch

"Blowjob" in ancient Greek slag language.

In the hot steam bath, holmes was giving knobolus.

Merch

Come catch one in the yorbles if you dare!

Merch

Balled balls in Spanish. Also means lack of courage.

That huevos palones wouldn't even go talk to the stank ho.

Merch

Some dude who keeps beatin off all the time.

The dude's a yankmeister cause he can't get any snapper.

Merch