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The name given to any woman who is excessivly obese.
Yo...check out Girtha...
Girtha by Geoffrey Scott September 23, 2005
Words you can keep
Medical name for Having a massive cock.
Usually means girls cannot have sex with you because your dick is too big
Girl #1: Did you sleep with mando last night??
Girl #2: heck no! I put my hand down his pants and he has girtha!
Girtha by brodr22 February 21, 2011

girthwaken 

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.
Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

GirthusMaximus 

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girth Queen 

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.
Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

Girth University 

The ultimate achievement of one’s group
That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy
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