The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.
by Jean Dough January 15, 2024
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Get the girthmaxmug. Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.
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by Girthygod6969 February 26, 2024
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by Girthydave April 5, 2024
Get the Girthmaxingmug. The act in which you place your thumb on the tip of your penis while having an erection, and pushing down as hard as you can for hours at a time.
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by Jelqmaxxer3000 February 13, 2024
Get the Girthmaxxingmug. Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone
by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024
Get the Girthmaxxingmug. Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width
Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
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