girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 08, 2024

girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis

I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.

by RemedyV2 March 02, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.

"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."

by pookymane July 01, 2024

girthmaxxing

It’s like looksmaxxing but with your penis

“Wow! Paul’s dick is huge!”
“Yeah, he must be girthmaxxing.”

by Bigpaparay February 14, 2024

girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing

Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes

by anonymous February 29, 2024

Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.

Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.

by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024