Skip to main content
a whore, who enjoys being a creep, and excels at butsecks.
Gerrits 'da whore.
Gerrits by gerritslover<3<3<3<3 August 3, 2011
Words you can keep

Nout Gerrits 

The most smart guy for his age, having big knowledge also makes him really popular
Someone: I works in the Netherlands
Nout Gerrits: work*
Nout Gerrits by Kaazigkoekje November 22, 2021
Gerritt.....God damn!
Gerritt by littleknicks August 11, 2010

Tess Gerritsen 

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Tess Gerritsen by Read On July 7, 2011
Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster
“Pass us the switcher our Simon
“Frig off Jane
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen
Gerrit by Hoo See June 15, 2019
Gerrit is the coolest kid you will ever meet. They are usually amazing in looks and are pretty smart. They always have fantastic hair and has mad skills.
Wow, did you see him?
Who? Gerrit?
Yaaa
Of course, hes hard to miss
Trueeeeee. Hes a smexie beast
Gerrit by coolkid33001 June 24, 2010

pulling a gerrit 

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.
"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."
pulling a gerrit by flats117 December 7, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next