gerretsen 

Opening your mouth without thinking and making a strong argument against your own position will now be known as a 'gerretsen'.

Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.

I was trying to explain why failing math was the teacher's fault and not mine, but I pulled a complete gerretsen. Now I'm grounded for like a month.

gerretsen by Political Orphan March 2, 2023

Tess Gerritsen 

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

Tess Gerritsen by Read On July 7, 2011

gerritsen beach 

Gerritsen beach is a little community in the most southern part of brooklyn and its the only place in New York where there is more alcoholics than there are girls and you can find people partying everywhere if its in the bantry ,the dockside, The Tamaqua, Jims Marine in aka Jims ma, the park, and even in the weeds. Then when theres a keg party the age of drunk people goes from 11-23. When its time to buy beer its a rush to the chinese store on the corner to buy as much beer as u can. When u kill all your beers its time to go to the bantry and waste $100 on beer n liquor. When thats all done that is when shit goes down for example beating up three black kids from another neighbor hood.

gerritsen beach for life summa 06 at the spot i will neva forget it

gerritsen beach by ppatty cakes September 6, 2006

gerritsen beach 

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.

Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.

gerritsen beach by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast July 9, 2009

Gerrets 

Gerrets is a Minecraft YouTuber or a Variety YouTuber. He is almost at 10K subscribers. Usually, people say his voice is hot. You can decide that. He is a kind person despite the persona he puts on the screen for viewers.

Them: What is Gerrets?
You: Oh, a great YouTuber!
Them: I will watch him then! Thanks.

Gerrets by reinthegreat July 7, 2023

gerritsen beach 

an irsih shanty town in the bowls of brooklyn

gerritsen beach is a small town located in the southren most part of brooklyn .... all most all kids there either smoke weed of drink alot of alcohol.. kids here think there cool when they drive in there little cars out side the "skate park" or A.P gb is the stupides town but its intentiions are good are mostt of the "older" people there are good ... gerritsen beeach is now fillledd with guidos pot heads and losers

gerritsen beach by legomyego August 22, 2008

aliah garretson 

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

aliah garretson by Unknown doge October 30, 2020