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Gerbalist 

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse
I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse
Gerbalist by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008
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The Globalist Manifesto 

A public document which contains an expression of a set of beliefs about the future of the world, which include among others, the formation of a global government. Articles in the Wikipedia states that The Globalist Manifesto is the foundation of globalism ideology.It is also described as the blueprint for the formation of a global government.
The Americans believe that The Globalist Manifesto will lead to the formation of the global government.

Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.
Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.
Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

verbalist 

person who is all talk no walk
chats bullshit
this guy wanted to fight us but ran when we met in real life
what a verbalist
verbalist by Mk the pug September 7, 2018

Verbalist 

Someone who can talk a lot of shit on social media but can’t back what they said in real life. They can’t even say anything to you in real life only on social media
Guy 1: Yo Robert, I swear you said you was gonna fight me and beat the shit out of me on snapchat!
Guy 2: *walks away and ignores Guy 1*
Guy 1: I knew you was just a verbalist
Verbalist by TheOneandOnlyyyxox March 14, 2019

Gerbilist 

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
Gerbilist by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

Gerbilism 

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."
I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.
Gerbilism by bukowsky December 17, 2008
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