7 definitions by bukowsky
Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.
Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.
- see Mitt Romney
Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.
- see Mitt Romney
by bukowsky September 16, 2012
Coined by former SportsCenter anchor, Dan Patrick, used in place of the proper name of his former organization - ESPN
A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.
A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.
Hey, Dan, is there anyone left at the Mother Ship that likes Chris Berman, or are they all tired of his ridiculous, self-important attitude?
by bukowsky September 17, 2012
The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."
by bukowsky December 6, 2008
by bukowsky October 13, 2010
Eh, Gord. Did you see them people burning them cop cars after the hockey game? What's that all aboot?
Oh, yeah. You bet. That was eh-narchy!
Oh, yeah. You bet. That was eh-narchy!
by bukowsky June 16, 2011
Reality show term (apparently) meaning to scare the living hell out of a famous pop star and cause her to increase her personal security detail.
"Remember, Nicki Menaj, you and I are gonna do a collide!"
"Crap, Joe! American Idol sure has some freakyshit on that show!"
"Crap, Joe! American Idol sure has some freakyshit on that show!"
by bukowsky January 19, 2013
The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.
Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!
by bukowsky January 6, 2010