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gernalist 

same as a journalist, but is more into the game industry
I wanna be a gernalist someday, so I can play all the new games, write few words, and profit from having fun
gernalist by sxalskd November 13, 2011
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Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.
Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.
Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

Gerbilist 

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
Gerbilist by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022
That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.
gernast by Haze March 9, 2005

germalism 

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.
This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!
germalism by TedH August 8, 2012

Gerbalist 

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse
I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse
Gerbalist by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

geraldstockingtin 

A delicious tiktoker who makes random content like south park and is very depressed
Look there’s geraldstockingtin their so spicy hot and can pee in me anytime😍
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