gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019

Gartard

When your both gay and retarded

This weird fat kid at work is gartard

by anonymous December 7, 2025

aidan garrard

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!

I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!

by lambs69 April 20, 2018

gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

Gartar

Gartar means, instrument guitar.

I want to practice gartar.

by Glacmas September 17, 2017