gastard

a bastard who has a-lot of hot air

my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.

by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010

gastard

Short for Gay Bastard

Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street

Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!

by The Man of the Second October 24, 2006

Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastard

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Gastards

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

by xTristam March 6, 2010