gamtard 

Usually a working class person seduced by the far rights bullshit that they will offer them a better life, derived from flag waving gammons

That gamtard's thick as whale sperm, he thinks being a violent hate filled divisive prick will give him street cred

gamtard by Artiethedog May 1, 2019

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

gymtard

noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.

"Look at the size of the arms on this gymtard!"

gymtard by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008

Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

gimtard 

A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.

"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"

gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006

Gumtard 

Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.

Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!

Gumtard by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019