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She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.
Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.
gabtard by none of your business24 February 8, 2019
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am amazeballs girl with amazing hair,and an amazing face and can come off as a cold hearted hoebag but is really nice when you meet her. One hair flip from this girl could stop the world, she doesn't seem like shes athletic but she really is. She's amazeballs trust me on this one, shes pretty cool.
person 1: wow gabtard, shes cool
person 2: i know righhhhhtttttt
gabtard by 6453427 November 2, 2017
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A retard that uses Gab.ai to spread his hate and misinformation
"Look what this gabtard keeps posting"
Gabtard by Chevyman95 April 5, 2022

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime
My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”
Tulsi Gabbard by TK2000 October 28, 2023
A person from Gibraltar who has very limited IQ and messes up constantly
Derek you are a f***ing Gibtard
Gibtard by Gibtelecom August 2, 2018
Turning rather simple mathematical equations into impossible monster equations that can kill the spirit of Engiineers
the prof pulled a gabardo
Gabardo by phillip99 February 13, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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