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She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.
Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.
gabtard by none of your business24 February 8, 2019
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am amazeballs girl with amazing hair,and an amazing face and can come off as a cold hearted hoebag but is really nice when you meet her. One hair flip from this girl could stop the world, she doesn't seem like shes athletic but she really is. She's amazeballs trust me on this one, shes pretty cool.
person 1: wow gabtard, shes cool
person 2: i know righhhhhtttttt
gabtard by 6453427 November 2, 2017
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gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
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Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime
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A person from Gibraltar who has very limited IQ and messes up constantly
Derek you are a f***ing Gibtard
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Turning rather simple mathematical equations into impossible monster equations that can kill the spirit of Engiineers
the prof pulled a gabardo
Gabardo by phillip99 February 13, 2009
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