gatarded 

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

gatarded by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

gaytarded 

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

gaytarded by Andrew May 23, 2003

Gaytarded 

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

Gaytarded by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded

“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”

gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

Gaytarded 

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.

"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."

Gaytarded by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009