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Garrard 

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Garrard where everybody knows everyone, dumb hicks and a couple hood kids stuck in town. One high school where people fuck. Everyones related too. But saturday nights everybody turns up!
I live in garrard county where the kids run the roads
Garrard by Lil Phaggot May 15, 2019
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garrard 

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A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.
"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"
garrard by Condor4Life January 24, 2016
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aidan garrard 

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Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!
I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!
aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018
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Harris garrard 

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Harris Garrard academy AKA HGA is a school in South East London in Abbey wood. Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards

Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards With clapped boys and leng girls the skl is a bit balanced but yr11 is the smallest and most problematic yr group with its unnecessary drama and bullshit and it managed to get rid of its racist headteacher who got chased in pimlico, a skl in Brixton lol

Boy A: the girls in that school are baeee fit ykna

Girl A: Not the boys tho :/

Girl B: only some of the boys are leng, the rest are just ogres lol

Boy B: Pork belly goes HGA?

Boy A: No surprise he’s problematic

Boy A: true
I go to Harris Garrard Academy/HGA

Pork belly goes HGA?
Harris garrard by Kyrese🙃 October 31, 2021
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garrad 

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The dumbest motherfucker in the whole land
the garrad was really dumb and asks "do we write it on paper?''
garrad by garrad's mom April 3, 2018
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Gerrardo 

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A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.
"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"
Gerrardo by attackweasel January 6, 2010
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Steven Gerrard 

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A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
Steven Gerrard by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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