Gargamesh

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad

that is one Gargamesh of a man

by Grimstruck December 6, 2022

Garganese

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Gilgamesh

world's greatest dick

tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU

by a random simp March 26, 2020

Friend of Gilgamesh

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Gargamelian

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargamel

Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?

Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Lazy Gargamel

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.

Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!

by Psycheitout February 2, 2009