2 definitions by MikeCa
Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.
Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
by MikeCa January 27, 2010
A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).
Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?
Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.
Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.
by MikeCa February 8, 2010